I guess Harry Potter was pretty smart setting his birthday bar so low when he rang in the seminal age 11 with a dirt cake he drew himself in some dust on the floor of a satellite tower of Alcatraz.

LOCATIONS. WE’RE BACK NOW AT 1123. JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY I’M DOING THIS INTERVIEW. AND NOT LINDSAY, BECAUSE WE’RE TALKING ABOUT FOOD NETWORK AIRING A NEW SHOW, HARRY POTTER WIZARDS OF BAKING.

Torrey Pines High School alum Lisa Altfest, a gluten-free cake artist and “Harry Potter” super fan, is now appearing on “Harry Potter Wizards of Baking” on The Food Network. Altfest, who identifies as ...